Slingshot Golf

Golf is steeped in tradition; manicured lawns, dimple balls, sporty hats and silly looking pants, but our innovative inventor says fore…gettaboutit ! It's time to modernize the sport, update it a little. Bad drives, endless practice and little wooden tees are a thing of the past in decidedly eccentric, Slingshot Golf.

Designed to be used on a conventional golf course, this super sized ball slinger converts to a standard putter once you've reached your hole. But be careful, aim too high and you may shoot a bird instead of a birdie.

Smell This

P.U., what's that smell? Is malodorous breath offending your friends? It seems that people with the worst breath are usually clueless to their gaseous gaff. So how can you tell if your breath is smelly, besides waiting to see if it curls your friend's eyebrows? With the attractive, new "Smell This" breath mask!

The instructions are simple; place the mask on your face, then breathe out through your mouth and breathe in through your nose. Whoa! Who let the dogs out?? Better grab some mints fast!

Smokers Hat

Smoking, who needs it? Well, apparently the millions of people worldwide who still partake in burning tobacco sticks. But smoking causes health problems and smelly clothes for those nearby, not to mention the thousands of smokers forced to stand out on the sidewalk because they can't smoke at work. So our inventor says, if you can't beat them, smoke 'em and he invented the function-before-form, Smokers Hat!

In a nut shell, the battery powered Smokers Hat sucks up the cigarette's smoke and filters it, deodorizes it, ionizes it and spritzes a fresh scent near the exhaust fan before it spits it back out. There are even a couple of built-in cig pack holders (#40) and a nifty visor that's appropriately tinted smoky. What you can't see in the illustration is the cigarette clip that's mounted inside the visor and dangles your desire in front of your lips, allowing both hands to be free to do what they will. From a design standpoint, we think the side view is worthy of a fab, mid-century hillside home but as a hat, the vogue verdict is in, and severe penalties will be enforced.

Samsung Impact sf

General	2G Network	GSM 900 / 1800
	Announced	2008, June
	Status	Coming soon

Size	Dimensions	89.9 x 46 x 18.7 mm
	Weight

Display	Type	CSTN, 65K colors
	Size	128 x 160 pixels, 1.77 inches

Ringtones	Type	Polyphonic
	Customization	Download
	Vibration	Yes

Memory	Phonebook	Yes
	Call records	30 dialed, 30 received, 30 missed calls
	Card slot	No
		- 4 MB shared memory

Data	GPRS	Class 10 (4+1/3+2 slots), 32 - 48 kbps
	HSCSD	No
	EDGE	No
	3G	No
	WLAN	No
	Bluetooth	No
	Infrared port	No
	USB	Yes, v2.0

Features	Messaging	SMS, MMS
	Browser	WAP 2.0/xHTML
	Games	Yes + downloadable
	Colors	Black
	Camera	No
		- Java MIDP 2.0 - FM Radio & Recording - Changeable Front Cover - T9 - Organizer - Built-in handsfree

Battery		Standard battery, Li-Ion
	Stand-by	-
	Talk time	-

Sled Pants

Snow Boarding is all the rage. Surfing down the slopes is a great way to enjoy the snow and look cool. But what if you're a bit of a klutz and just can’t keep your balance on a Snow Board? Is it still possible to have some winter fun and be a babe magnet? If you are wearing these Sled Pants then the answer is an emphatic yes! The Sled Pants are ergonomically engineered to fit your posterior. When your are ready to hit the slopes, simply reach behind you and fold down the leg support portion of your pants. Aim yourself downhill and sit down . Oh, and make sure you wear your Sled Pants when you have lunch at the Ski Lodge.

T3 - The Bionic Golfer

Strap yourself in and hang on tight… it's going to be a wild ride! No gentle guidance from a golf pro with this device. The T3 Bionic Golfer grabs and holds your shoulders, arms, waist and legs, giving it total control over your girly golf swing. The T3 is designed to help you improve your swing with firm guidance and features a hip gripping padded saddle and a vest with a rigid back plate.

So make your move, back up and lock-in to the T3. Now go ahead and try to relax during your swing, we dare you. And that swing better be good, or you may just be locked into this thing until you get it right!

Spoon Truss

Kids need to get a grip. Well at least when they are a tad on the wee side and still learning to eat with the proper mastication utensils (at least proper in western cultures). Ever had a tot? If you had a penny (no, make that a dime) for every time you had to pick up that darn spoon and place it back in juniors little wiggly hand, you could change your last name to Trump, no, make that Gates.

But if you had the Spoon Truss, you would be a little poorer but far less weary since the spoon is lashed to the wrist of the offender. Still got issues? Hey, no one said this invention would make them actually use the spoon.